Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher at the YOUR PLACE OR MINE New York Special Screening
Looks like someone got their marching orders. After a couple of extremely cold and indifferent red carpet appearances for their new film went viral and prompted a whole round of discourse on chemistry and how stars are supposed to fake it if they don’t have it, Your Place or Mine stars Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon suddenly got all chummy and animated.
Just two crazy kids in fake love.
This is still bullshit. Put on some grownup clothes, mister. Act like you want people to know about this project instead of giving the impression that you were ordered to show up. This is so disrespectful of any male star who has to share a red carpet with a female co-star. You know good and damn well that social expectations will practically force her into shapewear, heels, and at least an hour in a hair and makeup chair. The least you could do is not wear athleisure shit. Granted, he probably thinks he went the extra distance because he took a shower.
Reese Witherspoon in Giambattista Valli
Reese, we’re going to be honest with you. We hate the dress. We appreciate the effort, but we don’t like the design at all. It looks stiff and heavy and the trim comes off craftsy. But you look gorgeous and your co-star’s a shithead.
Reese Witherspoon: Giambattista Valli White Tweed Long Sleeve Mini Dress with Gold Braided Trim from the Spring 2023 Collection
Styled by Petra Flannery
[Photo Credit: Courtesy of Netflix, giambattistavalli.com]